You’ve been waiting patiently, expectantly, dying to know what could make the rapture look like a Tupperware party. Well I did some research. On the one hand, I had confused Tupperware for Rubbermaid. So that rather reduced the magnitude of my promise since Rubbermaid is way better than Tupperware. On the other hand, I had confused the rapture for the time Jesus helped a guy out of a ditch. In fact, the rapture is when the most righteous of Christians get to go bodily to heaven, and the rest of us fight over dwindling resources, as foretold in direct to DVD prophecies.

Boy, was I embarrassed to learn that! I mean, I thought I just had to compete with the miracle of Jesus not getting muck on his robes. I was prepared for that. But I have to admit, what I had in mind just does not compete with the rapture. Please give me another week or two to punch it up a bit.

I was left hunting around for something to fill the gap. So, on Monday (yes I know this post is late) I completed a total upgrade of this blog. Please let me know if you spot any problems. There are very few user-visible changes I can show you. Instead, I’ll write about the process of upgrading.